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February 14 2026  |  $22

Valentine’s Devotion:

A live, intimate jade egg ceremony for embodied self-devotion.

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What to Expect

A slow, guided return to the body.

This live Zoom ceremony is designed to help you pause, soften, and reconnect with yourself through gentle awareness, breath, and optional jade egg practice.

You’ll be guided into a calm, embodied state and supported in listening to your body’s cues rather than pushing or performing. The focus is on presence, safety, and self-trust—not technique or outcome.

This is a private, inward experience held with care.

❋ Intentional Pacing

The ceremony moves slowly and intuitively, allowing your nervous system to settle and your body to lead. There is no rush and nothing to “get right.”

❋ Trauma-Informed Guidance

Everything is offered as an invitation, not a demand. You are always in control of how you participate, including choosing to simply listen.

❋ Optional Participation

Led by experienced guides who know how to hold space, encourage participation, and keep things moving with purpose.

❋ Grounded Integration

The session closes with grounding and integration so you leave feeling present, contained, and connected—not open or overstimulated.

You’ll also receive lifetime access to the replay.

So you can return to the practice in your own time, revisit it when your body is ready, or pause and continue as needed. There’s no pressure to get everything in one sitting.

WHAT WE’LL DO (CLEAR + NON-SCARY)

In this live Zoom session, I’ll guide you through:

* Gentle breath and nervous system grounding
* Conscious pelvic awareness and micro-movement
* A slow, intuitive jade egg practice (optional at every step)
* Somatic cues to help you stay present and regulated
* Integration and grounding so you don’t leave “floaty”

You are always in control.
You can pause, modify, or simply listen at any point.

IMPORTANT SAFETY / BOUNDARIES (THIS BUILDS TRUST)

This practice is:

  • Fully clothed optional (seriously say this)

  • Trauma-informed

  • Consent-based

  • No nudity, no performance, no pressure

  • Cameras on or off, your choice

This is about self-relationship, not exhibition.

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This is not about being sexy.
This is about feeling safe inside your body again.

You’re offering:

  • nervous system regulation

  • pelvic presence

  • reconnection without performance

  • embodiment without pressure

Reconnect with your body at a pace that feels safe, slow, and yours.

How It Works

  • Secure your place for the live Zoom ceremony. Once you register, you’re officially held in the space.

    No prep required yet.

  • You’ll receive an email with the Zoom link and simple guidance on how to prepare, including how to set up your space and what to bring (if anything).

    Nothing complicated. Nothing overwhelming.

  • Attend the ceremony live if you’re able, or meet the practice later through the replay.

    Both options are fully supported.

  • During the ceremony, you’re invited to listen, breathe, move, or rest as feels right for your body.

    Cameras on or off.
    Fully clothed or however you feel most comfortable.

  • You’ll receive lifetime access to the replay, so you can revisit the practice anytime and let it deepen over time.

    This is not a one-and-done experience.

  • If you don’t have a jade egg, no worries. You can order one or simply visualize during the practice.

Join the Ceremony

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